Reagan gonna make you scream!
Unknown. In 2012, Reagan plans on traveling the solar system across the Asteroid Belt with a fire-hot needle and several tons of Clearasil to finally vanquish Jupiter’s Great Red Spot. Reagan doesn’t appreciate seeing large, Commie-Red masses on the map of any planet. We’re sure he’ll save Earth if nothing more exciting pops up.
Reagan steals rainbows from hippies and focuses them into deadly white laser beams, which he uses to hunt the most precious game of all— Russkies!