Reagan to the Rescue!
will reagan stop the world from ending in 2012?

Unknown. In 2012, Reagan plans on traveling the solar system across the Asteroid Belt with a fire-hot needle and several tons of Clearasil to finally vanquish Jupiter’s Great Red Spot. Reagan doesn’t appreciate seeing large, Commie-Red masses on the map of any planet. We’re sure he’ll save Earth if nothing more exciting pops up.

  1. danisdapper said: IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME. THAT WAS ALSO ABOUT REAGAN, SO THE WORLD NEEDS TO START BUILDING A GIANT WALL SO REAGAN CAN KNOCK IT DOWN. AND THEN AFTER THAT HE’LL KNOCK 2012 OUT.
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